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• (713): View more from Texas

  then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.

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  Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow

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• (323): View more from California

  Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"

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• (607): View more from New York

  Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence

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