New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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