For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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