Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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