Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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