Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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