I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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