So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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