you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.