One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.