he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.