guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.