So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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