I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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