I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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