You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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