it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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