People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.