i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible