My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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