From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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