i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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