That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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