Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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