Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?