Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?