Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just google imaged poop.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records