You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she smelled like a LAN party
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
my poor anus
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.