2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.