So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.