Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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