I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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