My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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