Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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