She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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