i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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