My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
smell my finger.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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