how can u be prego again
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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