i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I will die if light touches me.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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