I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?