Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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