come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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