quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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