Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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