i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
tonight lets celebrate not being married
either way he was missing a nipple.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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