I accidentally had phone sex last night
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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