fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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