he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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