Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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