I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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