i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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