As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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