Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
