Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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