i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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