I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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