College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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