Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC