I just made out with a guy for $7.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??