I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.